Your name is Squarewave. You are the mechanization built by the one and only Tailorbird, the chill BAMF out protecting Skaiopolis. You spend your days out rapping, charming the pants off of that saucy toaster in the kitchen, and trying to convince your stoic benefactor that you would make a damn good sidekick. So far, you have had little luck on all three fronts.

… NO
WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
GET OUT OF MY BUSINESS BRO
BACK THE FUCK OFF
YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME  

YEAH 
THE BOSS MAN INSTALLED ONE NOT LONG AGO
 

the-tailorbird:

I don’t team up with others too much, but I’ve gone a time or two with Jane.

And, for the record, my primary weapon is definitely all of those things, but physically, it’s my bitchin’ laser sword.

I’m still holding out for a robot army though.

THIS FUCKING TICKLES YO

((Hey all, just wanted to say thanks for all the followers already, I’m honestly glad you all like him as of yet. I’ll be working on some actual Tailorbird related questions this weekend, though I might not have internet. So I decided to leave a little preemptive thing to say that there probably will be no updates to Squarewave, or Tavros’ blogs till after the weekend is over.))

1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
7: What do you spend most of your money on?
8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
21: Who do you ship?
22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?
25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?

WHAT
NO
WHY WOULD H-
WAIT
YOU MEAN THEY’RE NAKED?!?!?!?

AWW HELL 
UH
NO MORE QUESTIONS FOR NOW 

I’LL LEVEL WITH YOU
CAN’T TASTE IT JUST WASTE IT
DEBASE DEFACE AND DISGRACE IT
HOW ABOUT WE MISPLACE IT POSTHASTE
GET THAT SHIT OUTTA MY FACE

BYTE ME

SHIT THATS EASY
I CHILL AT THE PARK


PLACE IS JUST HELLA DOPE
DON’T GOTTA COPE
WITH ALL THAT GREEN GRASS
AND TALL TREES ALL PERCHED ON A SLOPE
BUT LEMME STOP FOR A BIT
I GOTTA ADMIT THAT MY FAVORITE BIT
WOULD HAVE TO BE THE FURRY HALF-WITS
TUGGING AT THEIR HUMANS  AT THE END OF A ROPE

“Yo! What up D-Slice, you got time to bust this shit out with-”

“Naw man, later.

You wouldn’t say it’s disappointing when he turns you down like that, or frustrating when he won’t even let you get a whole God damn sentence out. Those are human emotions, ones that you, as a human construction, aren’t privy to. You’d be bothered by this, but you’re not programed to be bothered.

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DON’T TELL TTMY SHINY ASS IS SO GROUNDED IF HE KNOWS I’VE BEEN SNEAKING OUT

DON’T TELL TT
MY SHINY ASS IS SO GROUNDED IF HE KNOWS I’VE BEEN SNEAKING OUT

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